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Confound these Teabaggers; they drive me to blog
A little voice in the back of my head is screaming oh Jesus Christ, August, no, you’re blogging about politics. This is the abyss. You brought this on yourself; just remember that. The next sentence...
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Election 2014: A Giant Spider Is Consuming Our Face
Good evening, America, on this pivotal Election Night. It is 9:00 PM on the East Coast, 6:00 on the West Coast. Polls have closed in New York, Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Louisiana. A giant spider has...
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RageDex
Oh hi. I didn’t notice you there. I was just distracted by a complete stranger having the wrong opinions on the internet. You know, as a straight, white, financially stable Christian male, arguing...
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The Call
So before I say something about Hillary Clinton, I need to say something about Ghostbusters. Bear with me, here. I had a conversation with some friends a few days ago about the new Ghostbusters movie,...
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An Autopsy
In 2004, I moved to Washington, DC to start a new career in politics. I joined up as a web editor at a nonprofit called the Center for American Progress. CAP was, and still is, an amazing organization...
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You Must Be Proud
In the graphic novel Kingdom Come, DC Comics imagined a future where Superman gave up. The world had grown, and adapted to a meaner, more violent culture that found the truth-and-justice morality of...
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The Life-Threatening of Brian
As you know, Georgians are facing a very important election in just a few days. There’s no shortage of vital topics to consider as you cast your ballot, but I’d like to speak to you about a very...
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LOL
I have lived my entire life in a media narrative that Republicans are simply not supposed to face any consequences for their actions and what we have been witnessing for the last 48 hours is the...
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Orange Man 99.997% Bad
I was talking with someone the other day about doing an honest assessment of Trump as President and the question came up “is there literally anything you can say that was good about him?” I realize to...
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